Monday, November 16, 2009
Blind? Supermodel ?
Walking in Sugar house today I saw a lady walking with a blind cane, I would call her the blind lady, but she was dressed and styled to the NINES!! I don't believe for one second that bitch was blind, she was more put together than me, and I looked off the chain today! Also she was working that side walk like a cat walk, AND she ignored me when I said "you look, Fab sister!" Straight up ignored me!! I looked around to see if I was on candid camera, but nothing more than the usual paparazzi I'm used to. keep your eyes out in sugarhouse for a supermodel with big sunglasses and a blind cane
Sexy Boy Sunday, on monday
This weeks theme is The Beach, since its 25 degrees out, and want to be there with any of these sexy boys.
Mainly this guy with the backpack and boots,
Mainly this guy with the backpack and boots,
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
A new beginning
Talking with Tristan yesterday, he said he hadn't seen any new blog postings in a while, he also said for some reason I was ridiculous!
To which I replied, your face is ridiculous! (Nailed!)
No come back from him.
After winning that battle I realized not everyone knows just how hard it is to find pictures of hot ass guys and post them on here 2 or 3 times a week (it's not) but truly I had been faltering on actual written posts.
So I will be posting new stories/scandals daily so check back often because, remember I hate to Repeat gossip!
So... I suppose I do owe Tristan a shout out for bringing to my attention the lack of posts, and... I guess thats all.
To which I replied, your face is ridiculous! (Nailed!)
No come back from him.
After winning that battle I realized not everyone knows just how hard it is to find pictures of hot ass guys and post them on here 2 or 3 times a week (it's not) but truly I had been faltering on actual written posts.
So I will be posting new stories/scandals daily so check back often because, remember I hate to Repeat gossip!
So... I suppose I do owe Tristan a shout out for bringing to my attention the lack of posts, and... I guess thats all.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
I'm the Tom Cruise of Betos...
So... anyone who knows me, at all, or has lived in SLC knows about BETOS. Its a trashy dive that serves mexican food. period.
I wouldn't be caught dead there. at least not during daylight hours. or sober.
It's one thing to get some rolled tacos w/guacamole at 2 am when your drunk beyond belief, its quite another to go during daylight hours completely sober, do you see the distinction?
However at this point if I keep denying it I'll be the tom cruise of betos, Here's where you say "wait, what?"
Well after so many years denying I would ever go there, it was hard to admit, after all I would look like a hypocrite. Just Like how Tom Cruise keeps denying he's gay, over and over and gets married again and again, Its past the point where he can even come out, what would he say?
So this fateful night Travis took me to Betos, after a workout no less, and we ate, I held onto a bit of my dignity by not eating carrots out of a plastic bag (see below) and I really only bring all this up because we saw Tom there with his boyfriend cleaning up after chowing some rolled tacos with guacamole and I dont know what else, (but again look at the picture below)
I wouldn't be caught dead there. at least not during daylight hours. or sober.
It's one thing to get some rolled tacos w/guacamole at 2 am when your drunk beyond belief, its quite another to go during daylight hours completely sober, do you see the distinction?
However at this point if I keep denying it I'll be the tom cruise of betos, Here's where you say "wait, what?"
Well after so many years denying I would ever go there, it was hard to admit, after all I would look like a hypocrite. Just Like how Tom Cruise keeps denying he's gay, over and over and gets married again and again, Its past the point where he can even come out, what would he say?
So this fateful night Travis took me to Betos, after a workout no less, and we ate, I held onto a bit of my dignity by not eating carrots out of a plastic bag (see below) and I really only bring all this up because we saw Tom there with his boyfriend cleaning up after chowing some rolled tacos with guacamole and I dont know what else, (but again look at the picture below)
Sunday, October 18, 2009
"Can all 3 of us fit in there at once?"
Bitch, Please If I had a nickel!
Now I'm not admitting that I've heard this from guys before, I do have a few nickels in my coin jar, However it sounded strange coming from my dentist.
He called in 2 assistants to help give me the perfect teeth to accompany my perfect smile and I appreciate it, but certainly he could have phrased it better.
Now I'm not admitting that I've heard this from guys before, I do have a few nickels in my coin jar, However it sounded strange coming from my dentist.
He called in 2 assistants to help give me the perfect teeth to accompany my perfect smile and I appreciate it, but certainly he could have phrased it better.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Internet has been down...
But it just came back up, probably to much porn on our server, you know how darrin gets, he acts all prudish, but he just loves stuff like this...
Really I cant blame him after all I do put it on here all the time, Love you girl!!
Really I cant blame him after all I do put it on here all the time, Love you girl!!
Monday, September 28, 2009
I. Worship. Lady Gaga.
I know we all saw her on the vma's and that was a while ago, but Im putting together a party, with her performance as the backdrop, you'll all want to attend I guarantee it.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
I havent seen a bunch of gay guys dive for balls like that since my last nude yoga class.
I speak, of course, of the kick ball game I attended today. I say attended because when I came out my gay card said I could refuse group sports at anytime. Today I used that privilege. Bitch's get competitive and I was in cute shoes, get over yourselves!
Some of those guys really took some serious dives though, not unlike this..
Followed, of course, by a little of this... (again, a pretty close interpretation) and can be done in cute shoes. Mmm'kay
Some of those guys really took some serious dives though, not unlike this..
Followed, of course, by a little of this... (again, a pretty close interpretation) and can be done in cute shoes. Mmm'kay
Monday, September 21, 2009
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