"Can all 3 of us fit in there at once?"

Bitch, Please If I had a nickel!

Now I'm not admitting that I've heard this from guys before, I do have a few nickels in my coin jar, However it sounded strange coming from my dentist.

He called in 2 assistants to help give me the perfect teeth to accompany my perfect smile and I appreciate it, but certainly he could have phrased it better.