I'm the Tom Cruise of Betos...

So... anyone who knows me, at all, or has lived in SLC knows about BETOS. Its a trashy dive that serves mexican food. period.

I wouldn't be caught dead there. at least not during daylight hours. or sober.

It's one thing to get some rolled tacos w/guacamole at 2 am when your drunk beyond belief, its quite another to go during daylight hours completely sober, do you see the distinction?

However at this point if I keep denying it I'll be the tom cruise of betos, Here's where you say "wait, what?"

Well after so many years denying I would ever go there, it was hard to admit, after all I would look like a hypocrite. Just Like how Tom Cruise keeps denying he's gay, over and over and gets married again and again, Its past the point where he can even come out, what would he say?

So this fateful night Travis took me to Betos, after a workout no less, and we ate, I held onto a bit of my dignity by not eating carrots out of a plastic bag (see below) and I really only bring all this up because we saw Tom there with his boyfriend cleaning up after chowing some rolled tacos with guacamole and I dont know what else, (but again look at the picture below)