Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Oh You Dropped Something Sweetheart... Your Dignity.

So Travis and I were at a party recently, looking Hot and Happy together like we often do, when a Really Old Ugly guy walked in with a really young twink kid,
"Boyfriends?" I whispered to Trav, in a voice loud enough for them to hear, but soft enough it would seem like I was trying to be discrete. I wasn't. And they were.

Ugly sugar daddy had already paid for botox, collagen, pointy black shoes, and a BMW lease (I found out later) for this kid. He wasn't even cute, just young. Grandpa should have got all that for himself and thrown in lipo and veneers for his YUK mouth, he was the kind of ugly that makes you literally nauseous, I had to go inside where I couldn't see him to eat, the food was Amazing and I wasn't about to let this guy ruin it for me.

Turns out he had married a woman when he was young (which I'm guessing was about 1935) and she had passed away recently, and now this grandpa was only attracted to young boys, fine grandpa, live in denial that your going to recapture your youth by pampering a pup, but know we all think your ridiculous! Having said that, it was this kid who had truly dropped his dignity (if he ever had any) by fucking that old Fag just to get a BMW and some botox, He couldn't hardly say a thing to us the whole time because it was obvious he was embarrassed of what he was doing, and if your reading this we were embarrassed for you sweetheart.

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