I. Worship. Lady Gaga.

I know we all saw her on the vma's and that was a while ago, but Im putting together a party, with her performance as the backdrop, you'll all want to attend I guarantee it.

Shout out to me!

welcome to my (sexy boy) sunday dinner...

Who wants seconds?

Hello Boys!

Excuse me, Where does one sign up?

I havent seen a bunch of gay guys dive for balls like that since my last nude yoga class.

I speak, of course, of the kick ball game I attended today. I say attended because when I came out my gay card said I could refuse group sports at anytime. Today I used that privilege. Bitch's get competitive and I was in cute shoes, get over yourselves!

Some of those guys really took some serious dives though, not unlike this..


Followed, of course, by a little of this... (again, a pretty close interpretation) and can be done in cute shoes. Mmm'kay

Oh Bitch Please, who hasn't been in that position.

Clearly he's a nasty Bottom. Period.

Its Sexy Boy Sunday Again!!!

This weeks theme, you betta work (out)!

Hmmm... Let me think

self portraits at the grove

Not the kind you would expect from me, but I Love how they both turned out! How cool is the second one of my shadow about to attack me!!

Sexy Boy Sunday

No real theme this week, just the usual nearly naked guys we all want, Enjoy

a little taste of what sexy boy sunday has to offer...

Ive played sexy pitchfork, it never turns out well...


this is actually me...


M'kay

TGI F me!

Hi Im Douglas, and I'm an Assassin... A Character Assasssin !

"... and it occured to me I was character assassinating this guy..."
I heard this in a meeting last week and Love it!! It's one of those phrases that brings such a visual to mind, I picture myself much like this


Don't act all New! We all do it! You meet someone new who gives a bad impression or listening to someone going on and on about stuff you could less about, you start to make up stories about them " character assassinating them" if you will, so love it and use it

Oh You Dropped Something Sweetheart... Your Dignity.

So Travis and I were at a party recently, looking Hot and Happy together like we often do, when a Really Old Ugly guy walked in with a really young twink kid,
"Boyfriends?" I whispered to Trav, in a voice loud enough for them to hear, but soft enough it would seem like I was trying to be discrete. I wasn't. And they were.

Ugly sugar daddy had already paid for botox, collagen, pointy black shoes, and a BMW lease (I found out later) for this kid. He wasn't even cute, just young. Grandpa should have got all that for himself and thrown in lipo and veneers for his YUK mouth, he was the kind of ugly that makes you literally nauseous, I had to go inside where I couldn't see him to eat, the food was Amazing and I wasn't about to let this guy ruin it for me.

Turns out he had married a woman when he was young (which I'm guessing was about 1935) and she had passed away recently, and now this grandpa was only attracted to young boys, fine grandpa, live in denial that your going to recapture your youth by pampering a pup, but know we all think your ridiculous! Having said that, it was this kid who had truly dropped his dignity (if he ever had any) by fucking that old Fag just to get a BMW and some botox, He couldn't hardly say a thing to us the whole time because it was obvious he was embarrassed of what he was doing, and if your reading this we were embarrassed for you sweetheart.

I Know, Right.

Meet Travis, The Boyfriend
(he's the cute guy from the gay camp out, scroll down to see more on this)

Now That I Have Your ATTENTION

I'll soon be deleting my old blog, and while I may transfer a few posts here I highly recommend you check it out before its gone

theoriginaldougiefresh.blogspot.com