"And..."

Whenever I'm at a party and it gets dull or awkward I throw out phrases like

" ... and that's how my cousin gave me chlamydia on Christmas day!..." or the ever popular

"...and she said NO! That's what a fax machine is for!... "

It makes people laugh and it makes no sense, two or my favorite things in life
So, I'm starting a new post called " And..."

I'll post a picture and you all comment with your funniest (and/or Dirtiest) phrase to go with it... Lets start with an easy one...