Sunday, May 2, 2010
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Well you'll still be there...
So life has been crazy, Carnival crazy! I barley do anything but work which is obvious by my lack of posts on here and even facebook.
So I really detest small talk amongst caddy women, 2 days ago a woman I dislike almost as much as the Super Tranny, was somewhat quite, until I heard her say in a really nasally, Prozac induced voice
" My messy, ugly desk is almost clean!! How will you even recognize it?! "
not missing a single breath i said "Well you'll still be sitting there right? So it shouldn't be a problem"
I was Dying! It was the perfect set up! I've thought about calling her a messy, ugly bitch for a while, but she said it for me, if Only they were all that easy...
So I really detest small talk amongst caddy women, 2 days ago a woman I dislike almost as much as the Super Tranny, was somewhat quite, until I heard her say in a really nasally, Prozac induced voice
" My messy, ugly desk is almost clean!! How will you even recognize it?! "
not missing a single breath i said "Well you'll still be sitting there right? So it shouldn't be a problem"
I was Dying! It was the perfect set up! I've thought about calling her a messy, ugly bitch for a while, but she said it for me, if Only they were all that easy...
Friday, April 2, 2010
So I'm single... Again
Monday, March 8, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Sexy Boy... Today!!
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Craigs List! (Craig Voegeli that is)
Craig is one of my dearest Friends, and only the best make it onto Craig's list. His Facebook account is a veritable who's who of whom you want to know and be seen with, case in point, I made the list. So really its a lot like Schindler's list...
Always People at the top of their game, smart, funny, cultured, well traveled... you get the idea, I've met some of the most interesting people through Craig's events, (checkout Craig's events.com) whether its a charming New Years day pajama breakfast or a concert where he quite literally takes center stage, you'll want to be there, for instance the last few nights we've hung out with his friends Rex and Robert, last names have been left off for the sake of anonymity, and imagine I just said that really fast like on a crime show.
Always People at the top of their game, smart, funny, cultured, well traveled... you get the idea, I've met some of the most interesting people through Craig's events, (checkout Craig's events.com) whether its a charming New Years day pajama breakfast or a concert where he quite literally takes center stage, you'll want to be there, for instance the last few nights we've hung out with his friends Rex and Robert, last names have been left off for the sake of anonymity, and imagine I just said that really fast like on a crime show.
Monday, December 28, 2009
I hate when bad things happen to good looking people...
Think about it.
"Well you know so and so has cancer..."
"Oh thats so sad, Hes so cute..."
We've ALL been part of that conversation, if your me, your the good looking person something bad is happening to.
Here are a few scenarios of When Bad things happen to Good Looking people;
When a celebrity dies...
When a supermodel gets caught with drugs...
When I get a pimple...
When Tom Cruise married Katie Holmes...
When I got involved with my Ex's...
When any famous celebrity gets a dui, and there have been many...
All bad things for the average person, but worse for the good looking.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
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